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Superhero League of Hoboken

07 Aug

 

Please bear with me as I begin today with an anecdote from Beatles rather than gaming fandom.

Paul McCartney was having a rough time of it in 1973, three years after the Beatles’ breakup. He’d been thrown off balance by that event more than any of his band mates, and had spent the intervening time releasing albums full of far too many flaccid, underwritten songs, which the critics savaged with glee. They treated Wings, the new band he had formed, with the same derision, mocking especially the inclusion of Paul’s wife Linda as keyboard player. (“What do you call a dog with wings?” ran one of the uglier misogynist jokes of the time. “Linda!”) Then, just as it seemed things couldn’t get any worse, two of the three members of Wings who weren’t part of the McCartney family quit just as they were all supposed to fly to Lagos, Nigeria, to record their latest album.

It ought to have been the straw that broke the camel’s back. But instead, Paul, Linda, and their faithful rhythm guitarist Denny Laine went to Nigeria and delivered what many still regard as the finest album of McCartney’s post-Beatles career. “Paul thought, I’ve got to do it. Either I give up and cut my throat or get my magic back,” said Linda later. He did the latter: Band on the Run marked the return of the Paul McCartney who had crafted the astonishing medley that closed out Abbey Road, that parting shot of the greatest rock band ever. As Nicholas Schaffner wrote in The Beatles Forever, “Band on the Run more than sufficed to dispel the stigma of all that intervening wimpery. And the aging hippies all said: McCartney Is Back.”

I tell this story now because I had much the same feeling when I recently played Superhero League of Hoboken, Steve Meretzky’s game from 1994: “Meretzky Is Back.” And a welcome return it was.

Meretzky, you see, spent the period immediately following the breakup of Infocom in 1989 pursuing his own sort of peculiarly underwhelming course. The man who had strained so hard to bring real literary credibility to the medium of the adventure game in 1985 via A Mind Forever Voyaging spent the early years of the 1990s making lowbrow sex comedies seemingly aimed primarily at thirteen-year-old boys. Spellcasting 101: Sorcerers Get All the Girls, the first of the bunch, was defensible on its own merits, and certainly a solid commercial choice with which to kick-start Legend Entertainment, the company co-founded by former Infocom author Bob Bates with the explicit goal of becoming the heir to Infocom’s legacy. By the time of Spellcasting 201 and Spellcasting 301, however, the jokes were wearing decidedly thin. And the less said the better about Activision’s Leather Goddesses of Phobos 2, the comprehensively botched graphical sequel to arguably Meretzky’s best single Infocom text adventure of all. By 1992, it was time for a change. Oh, boy, was it time for a change.

Thus it was a blessing for everyone when Meretzky decided not to make the fourth game in what had been planned as a Spellcasting tetralogy, decided to do something completely different for Legend instead. The change in plans was readily accepted by the latter, for whom Meretzky worked from home on a contract basis. For, in a surprising indication that even the timeless marketing mantra that Sex Sells isn’t complete proof against a stale concept, sales of Spellcasting 301 hadn’t been all that strong.

The concept for Meretzky’s next game was fresh in comparison to what had come immediately before it, but it wasn’t actually all that new. In 1987, after finishing Stationfall for Infocom, he’d prepared a list of eight possibilities for his next project and circulated it among his colleagues. On the list was something called Super-Hero League of America:

When Marvel Comics asked if we’d be interested in a collaboration, I thought, Steve, old buddy, old pal, you could think up a lot more interesting and weird and fun superheroes than those worn-out boring Marvel Comics superheroes. Such as Farm Stand Man, who can turn himself into any vegetable beginning with a vowel. Dr. Madmoiselle [sic] Mozzarella, who can tell the toppings on any pizza before the box is even opened! I see this as a Hitchhiker’s/Rashomon type game in which you can play your choice of any of half a dozen superheroes. The story would be slightly different depending on which one you chose. If you elected to portray Annelid Man (able to communicate with any member of the worm family), you wouldn’t command as much respect as Dr. Asphalt (able to devour entire eight-lane highways), and the other superheroes wouldn’t obey you as readily. Potential for lots of interesting puzzles. Possible RPG elements.

“I like this!” scribbled one of his colleagues on the memo. “The superheroes shouldn’t be so silly, though… maybe?” But in the end, Meretzky wound up doing the safest project on the list, yet another Zork sequel. After releasing a whole pile of unique and innovative games over the course of 1987, to uniformly dismal commercial results, Infocom just didn’t feel that they had room to take any more chances.

Still, the idea continued to resonate with its originator, even through all of the changes which the ensuing five years brought with them. In late 1992, having decided not to do another Spellcasting game, he dusted it off and developed it further. He had the brilliant brainstorm of setting it in Hoboken, New Jersey, a real town of 35,000 souls not without a record of achievement — it’s the birthplace of baseball, Frank Sinatra, and Yo La Tengo — but one whose very name seems somehow to hilariously evoke its state’s longstanding inferiority complex in relation to its more cosmopolitan neighbor New York. Hoboken was the perfect home for Meretzky’s collection of low-rent superheroes with massive inferiority complexes of their own. Even more notably, the “possible RPG elements” of the first proposal turned into a full-fledged adventure/CRPG hybrid, a dramatic leap into unexplored territory for both Mereztky and Legend.

It was new territory for Meretzky the game designer, that is, but not for Meretzky the game player: he had long been a fan of CRPGs. Among the documents from the Infocom era which he has donated to the Internet Archive are notes about the games from other companies which Meretzky was playing during the 1980s. One finds there pages and pages of lovingly annotated maps of the likes of Might and Magic. Meretzky:

I’d been wanting to make an RPG for many years. But I thought that the usual Tolkienesque fantasy setting and trappings of RPGs had been done to death, and it occurred to me that superheroes was an excellent alternate genre that worked well with RPG gameplay, with superpowers substituting for magic spells. I originally planned to make it a full RPG, but Legend had never done anything that wasn’t a straight adventure game and were therefore nervous, so the only way I could convince them was to make it an RPG/adventure hybrid.

Meretzky’s characterization of Legend here is perhaps a touch ungenerous. They were a small company with limited resources, and were already in the process of moving from a parser-based adventure engine to a point-and-click one. Adapting it to work as a CRPG was a tall order.

Indeed, Superhero League of Hoboken remained in active development for more than eighteen months, longer than any Legend game to date. In the end, though, they succeeded in melding their standard graphic-adventure interface to a clever new combat engine. By the time the game was released in the summer of 1994, Meretzky had already moved on from Legend, and was working with fellow Infocom alum Mike Dornbrook to set up their own studio, under the name of Boffo Games. As a parting gift to Legend, however, Hoboken could hardly be beat. It had turned into a genuinely great game, Meretzky’s best since Stationfall or even Leather Goddesses of Phobos.

It takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting, a choice that was much in vogue in the mid-1990s; I’m now reviewing my third post-apocalyptic adventure game in a row. But, whereas Under a Killing Moon and Beneath a Steel Sky teeter a little uncertainly between seriousness and the centrifugal pull that comedy always exerts on the adventure genre, Hoboken wants only to be the latter. It’s extravagantly silly, so stupid that it’s smart — Meretzky at his best, in other words.

The premise is that a considerable percentage of the population have become “superheroes” in the wake of a nuclear war, thanks to all of the radiation in the air. But most of the actual superpowers thus acquired are, shall we say, rather esoteric. For example, you play the Crimson Tape, whose superpower is the ability to create organizational charts. That makes you ideal for the role of leader of the Hoboken chapter of the Superhero League. Your gang there includes folks like the Iron Tummy, who can eat spicy food without distress; the ironically named Captain Excitement, who puts others to sleep; Robo Mop, who can clean up almost any mess; Tropical Oil Man, who raises the cholesterol levels in his enemies; the holdover from the Infocom proposal Madam Pepperoni, who can see inside pizza boxes; and my personal favorite, King Midas, who can turn anything into a muffler. (For my non-American readers: “Midas” is the name of a chain of American auto-repair shops specializing in, yes, mufflers.) Some of these superpowers are more obviously useful than others: Captain Excitement’s power, for example, is the equivalent of the Sleep spell, that staple of low-level Dungeons & Dragons. Some of them are sneakily useful: the game’s equivalent of treasure chests are pizza boxes, which makes Madam Pepperoni its equivalent of your handy trap-detecting thief from a more ordinary CRPG setting. And some of the superpowers, including your own and that of many others, are utterly useless for fighting crime — until you stumble upon that one puzzle for which they’re perfect.

The game has a smart and very satisfying structure, playing out in half a dozen chapters. At the beginning of each of them you’re given a to-do list of five tasks in your superhero headquarters. To accomplish these things, you’ll naturally have to venture out into the streets. Each chapter takes you farther from home and requires you to explore more dangerous areas than the last; by its end, the game has come to encompass much of the Northeastern Seaboard, from Philadelphia to Boston, all of it now plagued by radiation and crime.

Your handy to-do list for Chapter 1.

In the Spellcasting games, Meretzky had a tendency to ask the player to do boring and/or irritating things over and over again, apparently in the mistaken impression that there’s something intrinsically funny about such blatant player abuse. It’s therefore notable that Hoboken evinces exactly the opposite tendency — i.e., it seeks to minimize the things that usually get boring in other CRPGs. Each section of the map spawns random encounters up to a certain point, and then stops, out of the logic that you’ve now cleaned that neighborhood of miscreants. I can’t praise this mechanic enough. There’s nothing more annoying than trying to move quickly through explored areas in a typical CRPG, only to be forced to contend with fight after mindlessly trivial fight. Likewise, the sense of achievement you get from actually succeeding in your ostensible goal of defeating the forces of evil and making a place safe again shouldn’t be underestimated. Among CRPGs that predate this one, Pool of Radiance is the only title I know of which does something similar, and with a similar premise behind it at that; there you’re reclaiming the fantasy village of Phlan from its enemies, just as here you’re reclaiming the urban northeast of the United States. Hoboken is clearly the work of a designer who has played a lot of games of its ilk — a rarer qualification in game design than you might expect — and knows which parts tend to be consistently fun and which parts can quickly become a drag.

You explore the city streets — this CRPG’s equivalent of a dungeon — from a top-down perspective. This interface yields to a separate interface for fighting the baddies you encounter, or to the first-person adventure-game interface when you wander onto certain “special” squares.

The combat system makes for an interesting study in itself, resembling as it does those found in many Japanese console CRPGs more than American incarnations of the genre. It’s simple and thoroughly unserious, like most things in this game, but it’s not without a modicum of tactical depth. Each round, each character in your party can choose to mount a melee attack if she’s close enough (using one of an assortment of appropriately silly weapons), mount a ranged attack if not (using one of an equally silly assortment of weapons), utilize her superpower (which is invariably silly), or assume a defensive stance. Certain weapons and powers are more effective against certain enemies; learning which approaches work best against whom and then optimizing accordingly is a key to your success. Ditto setting up the right party for taking on the inhabitants of the area you happen to be exploring; although you can’t create superheroes of your own, you have a larger and larger pool of them to choose from as the game continues and the fame of your Hoboken branch of the Superhero League increases. But be careful not to mix and match too much: heroes go up in level with success in combat, so you don’t want to spread the opportunities around too evenly, lest you end up with a team full of mediocrities in lieu of at least a few high-level superstars.

Combat on the mean streets of Hoboken. Here we’re up against some Screaming Meemies (“members of a strange cult that worships the decade of the 1970s, identified by their loud cry of ‘Me! Me!'”) and Supermoms (“Bred for child-bearing and child-rearing characteristics by 21st-century anti-feminist fundamentalists”).

As you explore the streets of the city, you stumble upon special locations that cause the adventure side of the game’s personality to kick in. Here the viewpoint shifts from overhead third-person to a first-person display, with an interface that will look very familiar to anyone who has played Companions of Xanth, Legend’s first point-and-click graphic adventure. In addition to conversing with others and solving puzzles in these sections, you can visit shops selling weapons and armor and can frequent healers, all essential for the CRPG side of things. That said, the bifurcation between the game’s two halves remains pronounced enough that you can never forget that this is a CRPG grafted onto an adventure-game engine. Your characters even have two completely separate inventories, one for stuff used to fight baddies and one for stuff used to solve puzzles. Thankfully, each half works well enough on its own that you don’t really care; the adventure half as well marked a welcome departure from Meretzky’s recent tendency to mistake annoyance for humor, whilst offering up some of his wittiest puzzles in years.

Curing a disease contracted in the CRPG section by visiting a healer found, complete with gratuitous Infocom references, in the adventure section.

But by my lights the funniest part of the game remains the rogue’s gallery of superheroes and villains — especially the latter. These provided Meretzky with an opportunity to vent his frustration on a wide array of deserving targets. Some are specific, like Transistor Jowl, a clone of Richard Nixon, right down to his parting line of “You won’t have Transistor Jowl to kick around anymore” (delivered perfectly in the CD-ROM version by voice actor Gary Telles). And some are more generalized, like the marketing executives who chirp, “Let’s do lunch!” in their unflappable cluelessness as you dispatch them. Either way, the social satire here has the sharp edge that was missing from the Spellcasting games:

Junk Bond Amoeba: Environmental toxins have produced these one-celled creatures, twelve feet across, bent on engulfing food morsels and defenseless companies. Beware, for during combat they can divide by mitosis, doubling their number!

Espevangelist: Similar to televangelists of the 20th and 21st centuries, except that espevangelists require no broadcasting equipment to transmit their programming, since they can project their thoughts and words directly into the minds of those around them. In addition to the damage they can thus inflict, espevangelists have been known to separate weak-willed parties from their funds. They are even more dangerous if they FUNDRAISE.

By way of attacking this last-mentioned reprobate, you “reveal details about his affair with an altar boy,” and “all the tears in the world fail to save him.” And all the aging gamers said: Meretzky Is Back.

Unfortunately, Superhero League of Hoboken‘s course after its release was markedly different from that of Band on the Run. The game got a lot of support from the all-important Computer Gaming World magazine, including an extended preview and a very positive review just a couple of issues later that proclaimed it “the first true comedy CRPG ever”; this wasn’t strictly correct, but was truthy enough for the American market at least. And yet it sold miserably from the get-go, for reasons which Legend couldn’t quite divine. Legend was no Sierra or Electronic Arts; they averaged just two game releases per year, and the failure of one of them could be an existential threat to the whole company.

But they got lucky. Just after Hoboken‘s release, the book-publishing titan Random House made a major investment in Legend; they were eager to make a play in the new world of CD-ROM, and, having been impressed by Legend’s earlier book adaptations, saw a trans-media marketing opportunity for their existing print authors and franchises. This event took some of the sting from Hoboken‘s failure. Random House’s marketing consultants soon joined in to try to solve the puzzle of the game’s poor performance, informing Legend that the central issue in their opinion was that the cover art was just too “busy” to stand out on store shelves. This verdict was received with some discomfort at Legend; the cover in question had been the work of Peggy Oriani, Bob Bates’s wife. Nevertheless, they dutifully went with a new, Random House-approved illustration for the CD-ROM release, splashed with excerpts from the many glowing reviews the game had received. It didn’t help; sales remained terrible.

The revised CD-ROM box art. (The original can be seen at the beginning of this article.)

Steve Meretzky would later blame the game’s failure on its long production time, which, so he claimed, made it look like a musty oldie upon its release. And indeed, it was the last Legend game to use only VGA rather than higher resolution SVGA graphics. Still, and while the difference in sharpness between this game’s graphics and Legend’s next game Death Gate is pronounced, Hoboken really doesn’t look unusually bad among a random selection of other games from its year; there were still plenty of vanilla VGA games being released in 1994 and even well into 1995 as software gradually evolved to match the latest hardware. The real problem was likely that of an industry that was swiftly hardening into ever more rigid genres, each of which came complete with its own set of fixed expectations. An adventure game with hit points and fighting? A CRPG with no dungeons or dragons, hurling social satire in lieu of magic spells? Superhero League of Hoboken just didn’t fit anywhere. As if all that wasn’t bad enough, unlicensed superhero games of any stripe have historically struggled for market share; it seems that when gamers strap on their (virtual) spandex suits, they want them to be those of the heroes they already know and love, not a bunch of unknown weirdos like the ones found here.

A few months after the release of the CD-ROM version, Legend received a cease-and-desist letter out of the blue from Marvel Comics. It seemed that Marvel and DC Comics were the proud owners of a joint trademark on the name of “superhero” when used as part of the title of a publication. (This sounds to my uneducated mind like a classic example of an illegal corporate trust, but I’m no lawyer…) While there was cause to question whether “publications” in this sense even encompassed computer games at all, it hardly seemed a battle worth fighting given the game’s sales figures. Already exhausted from flogging this dead horse, Legend worked out a settlement with Marvel whereby they were allowed to continue to sell those copies still in inventory but promised not to manufacture any more. In the end, Superhero League of Hoboken became the least successful Legend game ever, with total sales well short of 10,000 copies — a dispiriting fate for a game that deserved much, much better.

That fate makes Hoboken a specimen of a gaming species that’s rarer than you might expect: the genuine unheralded classic. The fact is that most great games in the annals of the field have gotten their due, if not always in their own time then in ours, when digital distribution has allowed so many of us to revisit and reevaluate the works of gaming’s past. Yet Superhero League of Hoboken has continued to fly under the radar, despite its wealth of good qualities. Its sharp-edged humor never becomes an excuse for neglecting the fundamentals of good design, as sometimes tends to happen with forthrightly comedic games. It’s well-nigh perfectly balanced and perfectly paced. Throughout its considerable but not overwhelming length, its fights and puzzles alike remain challenging enough to be interesting but never so hard that they become frustrating and take away from its sense of fast-paced fun. And then it ends, pretty much exactly when you feel like you’re ready for it to do so. A lot of designers of more hardcore CRPGs in particular could learn from this silly game’s example of never exhausting its player and refusing to outstay its welcome. The last great narrative-oriented game of Steve Meretzky’s career, Superhero League of Hoboken is also the one most ripe for rediscovery.

Some pop-culture references are truly timeless…

(Sources: the books The Beatles Forever by Nicolas Schaffner and Game Design Theory & Practice (Second Edition) by Richard Rouse III; Computer Gaming World of August 1994 and October 1994; Questbusters 113. Online sources include “The Superhero Trademark FAQ” at CBR.com and “Super Fight Over ‘Superhero’ Trademark” at Klemchuk LLC. I’m also greatly indebted to the indefatigable Jason Scott’s “Infocom Cabinet” of vintage documents from Steve Meretzky’s exhaustive collection. And my huge thanks to Bob Bates and Mike Verdu for their insights about Superhero League of Hoboken and all other things Legend during personal interviews.

Superhero League of Hoboken is available for digital purchase on GOG.com. This is wonderful on one level, but also strange, as it should still be subject to the cease-and-desist agreement which Legend signed with Marvel Comics all those years ago. There is reason to question whether Ziggurat Interactive, the digital publisher currently marketing this game, actually has the right to do so. I leave it for you to decide the ethics of purchasing a convenient installable version of the game versus downloading a CD-ROM image elsewhere and struggling to set it up yourself. Believe me, I wish the situation was more clear-cut.)

 
 

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46 Responses to Superhero League of Hoboken

  1. AndyHat

    August 7, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    I loved this game. It remains the only CRPG I’ve ever played through all the way twice.

     
  2. O Andarilho

    August 7, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    “Already exhausted from flogging this dead horse, Legend worked out a settlement with Marvel whereby they were allowed to continue to sell those copies still in inventory but promised not to manufacture any more.”

    Technically, no one is manufacturing the game anymore, only selling digital copies… (:

     
  3. dsparil

    August 7, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Superhero League of Hoboken is a game I always really wanted to like, but I don’t think it really quite gels. My main issue is that the whole game is structured around your heroes weird powers rather than needing to find unconventional solutions to more standard problems. This ends up robbing the adventure sections of some possible inventiveness while also just being window dressing for the very basic combat and combat abilities. There’s also no central plot so it ends somewhat anticlimactically.

    The difficulty also has a weird curve where it’s hard at the beginning because everyone is so weak, and you haven’t unlocked all your party slots. It’s then very easy for most of the game until you get to the end and it’s just a huge spike in difficulty. Combat is very annoying at the end and pointless since every hero used is likely at max level by then making encounters a chore. I finally finished it for the first time last year after noodling around for decades, and I ended up saving all the time and reloading to avoid random encounters.

    On the Ziggurat issue, I think Legend was still listed as the publisher for their games on GOG until at least the end of last year. Maybe the rights just got sold recently? The company itself seems to have formed in September ’19 based on business records.

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 7, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      Your opinion is of course every bit as valid as mine.

      That said, I find this just a little confusing. There is a central plot, if not a terribly serious one, involving the dastardly villain named Doctor Entropy. You foil his latest master plan at the end of each chapter, and then things come to a grand climax at the end of Chapter 6. I’m also a little confused how you could avoid so many encounters and still wind up with a maxed-out squad. I cleared every area in the game — there are, as noted in the article, a limited number of random encounters to be found in each region — and always felt like my heroes were right at the level they should be for each new chapter. I found the game to be quite cannily balanced in that respect.

       
      • dsparil

        August 8, 2020 at 10:28 am

        You do have Dr. Entropy as a recurring villain, but there’s no actual plot. You get your assignments, complete the first fours tasks and stop Entropy in the fifth. Then you get a new set and repeat until the end. The last “set” is just a stop Entropy mission and is a little bit more dramatic than the earlier ones as it should be as the end, but there isn’t anything tying the whole game together.

        I think there are minor changes that could at least give the smallest semblance of a plot. For example, Dr. Entropy could also be collecting parts needed for his final plan. That’d only be an extra line or two per mission set and would give the slightly sense that something bigger is coming. There aren’t even little episodic mini-plots within each set of missions. As it is, the game a series of comedic situations, and then there’s no more of them so the game ends.

        Sorry my comment about skipping battles was unclear. I only skipped the ones at the end because my heroes were maxed out by then. I cleared out every area before that, but the end is such a tedious slog.

         
    • O Andarilho

      August 8, 2020 at 12:21 am

      dsparil, Superhero League of Hoboken and other Legend games were published by Piko Interactive some time ago. And then yes, they were sold recently to Ziggurat.

       
      • Bob Bates

        August 10, 2020 at 12:46 am

        I can state with great and certain authority that the rights to Superhero League of Hoboken were never sold by Legend to anyone, and that neither Piko nor Ziggurat has purchased them. –Bob Bates.

         
        • Vince

          August 25, 2023 at 10:02 am

          Coming from Bob Bates, this comment is a bit unsettling to read and I’m surprised it didn’t have a follow-up.

          I always prefer buying old games from digital stores if given the option and I have this game in my GOG library.

          I always assume that is very unlikely that my money will go to the original companies and devs, but at least to a company that has acquired the rights to sell the game and it put some effort and money to make the game available again by legal means.

          My understanding is that the rights went the route of acquisitions through Legend-> GT Interactive -> Infogrames -> Atari, and Piko released a statement in 2018 that they bought the rights of games from a number of developers which includes Legend Entertainment “from a known large publisher” (Atari?):

          https://web.archive.org/web/20180203123412/https://pikointeractive.com/blog/happy-2018-important-announcements-for-2018-and-the-future/

          So either Bob is wrong or there is something fishy going on.

           
  4. Petri N

    August 7, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Long time reader, first time poster (yes, one of those again).

    This is one of my favourite games of that era, and while it’s tone and setting were certainly unique in it’s time, I wish modern designers took some notes from it. Where are my silly, modern-day apocalypse CRPG’s? And no, Fallout New Vegas isn’t quite Meretzky enough..

    Thanks for the article. And nice that you found reasons to include Yo La Tengo and Band On The Run in it, as well!

     
  5. Elzair

    August 7, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Jimmy, have you ever looked at Dark Heart of Uukrul? It is another unheralded classic of the CRPG genre.

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 7, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      I did, but I’m afraid I ultimately decided to pass on it. Fantasy CRPGs are horrifically time-consuming, and often in ways I don’t find that terribly rewarding; playing too many games in that style wears me out quickly. I have to pick my battles there pretty carefully, and only go for the really influential or groundbreaking stuff.

       
    • Brian

      August 8, 2020 at 1:49 am

      Hey Elzair,

      Chet over at the CRPG addict has reviewed Dark Heart of Uukrul. I think he and Jimmy cross pollinate a good bit, so I don’t think he’ll mind me pointing that out!

       
  6. Jed

    August 7, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    I found two points of dissonance when I read this article. So far your judgment seems pretty good to me. Most of my favorite games from this period have made your list. The ones I’ve since played on your recommendation have been pretty good or better — sometimes much better. So one thing that worried me was the possibility that I’d get to the end and find no GoG link because the game was a flop the first time out.

    The other point still rankles, though. You don’t really touch on why Hoboken flopped, but I think the reason is perfectly clear. You had to get the joke to buy the
    game. If you didn’t, the title made it sound about as promising as Minor League
    Baseball Simulator. Superhero stories are mostly power fantasies, which are about being Somebody. Somebody important. Superhero League of Hoboken, with its unimportant setting and dorky superpowers, communicates (incorrectly as it turns out) that the people you’ll be shepherding around are Nobodies.

    A lot of the damage is done by the title, but I wonder if the whole premise isn’t too clever by half.

     
    • Andrew Plotkin

      August 8, 2020 at 3:17 pm

      I dunno. Dorky second-rate superheroes have been a genre staple for a long time — in 1994 you could point at Doom Patrol and the Great Lakes Avengers, just for a start. And let us not forget Matter-Eater Lad and Arm-Fall-Off Boy.

      Besides, that whole post-Infocom adventure game era feels like dorky comedy knockoffs of genre power fantasies. Spellcasting 101 was comedy wizards, Sam and Max was comedy cop show, Monkey Island was comedy pirates. I’d say the joke was thoroughly well-understood.

       
      • Bruce Brenneise

        August 8, 2020 at 5:48 pm

        A parody super hero story without any attachment to a well known comic brand is something that seems like it would have only appealed to a niche within an already niche demographic at the time. One of those genuinely clever or fresh ideas that appeals a lot to creatives, but ends up being a bad ROI from a business perspective, if only because it came at the wrong time. Compound that by having it in a hybrid adventure/RPG computer game in the early 90s? I can’t help thinking how much better this idea could have paid off now. Super heroes are as mainstream as can be, the genre has been done to death enough that there’s a healthy appetite for parody, and you could probably do a version of this game for tablets/mobile. Then again, probably still helps if you’re attached to a recognized brand, like Kickass or Deadpool.

         
  7. Joshua Main

    August 7, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    I know you are about PC games,but the game’s city streets for a map really remind me of Shin Megami Tensei,especially the fourth installment..

     
  8. Lisa H.

    August 8, 2020 at 5:59 am

    I’d never heard of this game before.

    And the less said the better about Activision’s Leather Goddesses of Phobos 2, the comprehensively botched graphical sequel to arguably Meretzky’s best single Infocom text adventure of all.

    Did you mean to end this sentence with “the better”? (I thoroughly agree, by the way. Oy.)

    Hichhiker’s/Rashomon

    “Hichhiker’s” sic?

    King Midas, who can turn anything into a muffler.

    Okay, I actually laughed at this. Puntastic, of course, but clever.

    Among CRPGs that predate this one, Pool of Radiance is the only title I know of which does something similar

    The Summoning (1992) does something similar, in that each map you enter only has a fixed number of monsters to kill, so once you’ve cleaned it you’ve cleaned it.

    available for digital purpose on GOG.com.

    Digital purpose?

     
    • Lisa H.

      August 8, 2020 at 5:59 am

      Sorry, n/m about the first, I see you put “the better” in an earlier spot in the sentence.

       
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 8, 2020 at 7:40 am

      Thanks! The actual use of King Midas’s power in the game adds another layer of punnery. It doesn’t turn out to involve a car muffler at all…

       
    • Glaurung

      August 11, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      The original Diablo was another game that didn’t refill areas with enemies – once you’d killed everything on a dungeon level, it stayed empty.

       
  9. Sniffnoy

    August 8, 2020 at 7:52 am

    It seems pretty doubtful to me that that trademark claim would hold up in court, less for antitrust reasons and more for basic, like, that’s-too-common-to-trademark reasons; I have to wonder how they were able to register the trademark in the first place. Looking it up, though, it seems nobody’s challenged it in the US. There was one challenge to it in the UK around 1979, which Marvel and DC somehow won, but I’d have a hard time imagining they’d win such a case today. It’s a little incredible to me that they won it then, but I’m not really familiar with the media landscape of 1979; I guess their case really was more plausible back then?

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 8, 2020 at 8:13 am

      It seems that Marvel and DC have never taken this all the way to a final court verdict in the United States, presumably out of fear of exactly what you describe: that the court would elect to invalidate the trademark, under the long-established precedent that you can’t trademark everyday nouns. They’ve only used it to put pressure on smaller players like Legend without the resources for a long legal battle.

      The cultural landscape of the 1970s and earlier was much different. There weren’t so many superhero movies, and the word probably really was more immediately associative of Marvel and DC Comics. Thus an argument for the word as truly unique to them might have been more reasonable at that time. That becomes an interesting legal question in itself: how to handle a trademark which becomes *so* ubiquitous that it becomes an everyday commonplace noun? (It has happened before, of course: witness Kleenex.)

       
      • Sniffnoy

        August 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm

        This is pretty well-trod legal ground; I don’t understand what the question is here?. Just requires, y’know, an actual case to come up.

         
    • Cliffy

      August 28, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      The super-hero TM seems valid to me. It’s a common word, but everybody who uses it in a commercial context does so by paying Marvel and DC a license fee. If I were litigating it, I’d have argued that video games and comics are different enough markets that Legend wouldn’t be reaping a benefit of confusion. (I would expect this argument to lose.)

      There is certainly no antitrust concern.

       
      • Dom

        November 21, 2020 at 4:18 pm

        That’s interesting. I just did a quick TM search and there are quite a few active TM’s that are registered to just the word “Superhero” (for all sorts of different things).

        If that were the case, why were those allowed to be registered? And if they were issued a TM, then I would assume they wouldn’t need to pay that royalty (although perhaps I’m mistaken). Perhaps Marvel is no longer trying to defend just the name “Superhero”?

         
        • Jimmy Maher

          November 22, 2020 at 6:35 am

          The Marvel and DC trademark, which I believe still technically exists but is seldom if ever enforced by them, applies only to “publications” using the word “superhero.” The linchpin of any court case over a superhero game would be whether it counts as a publication. Since the trademark was granted before videogames existed, it would be a question of limiting oneself strictly to the original intent or taking a more expansive view.

           
  10. Greg

    August 8, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    As the owner of one of those 10k copies sold, I’m happy to see this game getting some love after all these years. :)

     
    • Cliffy

      August 28, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      Same.

       
  11. Corey Cole

    August 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Lori and I loved Superhero League of Hoboken; it’s one of the few 1990’s games that we still keep proudly on our game shelf.

    Then again, maybe we have a soft spot for comedy adventure / RPG hybrids. ;-)

    P.S.: Steve Meretzky is a swell guy who deserves many accolades both as a game designer and a person.

     
  12. Gnoman

    August 9, 2020 at 3:30 am

    Having never heard of this game, my impression might be off base, but the parallels to the SNES title Earthbound are striking. The two titles seem to have a similar irreverant tone, both have a “you cleared this” mechanic (in EB, enemies will flee from you if you’ve taken out the area boss, so there’s no need to actually engage them), and both have very unconventional takes on the RPG genre. They even had the initial release in the same year.

    The parallel even appears to carry on to the reception. Due to a dated look and the most disastrously stupid marketing campaign in gaming history, Earthbound had very disappointing sales on release, but now holds an extremely high reputation (to the point that there’s a backlash against it) as being one of the finest games of the era.

     
  13. CdrJameson

    August 9, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    For non-American readers: “Mufflers” are the part of a car’s exhaust system that reduce the noise produced, aka the “silencer” in UK English.

     
  14. Adam Thornton

    August 12, 2020 at 6:24 am

    This game was much in mind when I was writing “Bring Me The Head Of Frank Sinatra!” but it was clearly also a huge influence on the much-better known Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. One of these decades you will get to that 2008 masterpiece.

     
  15. Torbjörn Andersson

    August 14, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    “The last great narrative-oriented game of Steve Meretzky’s career”

    I guess that means that either The Space Bar wasn’t narrative-oriented, or it wasn’t great. I heard it got some decent reviews at the time, but I never had the chance to play it even though I own a second-hand copy of it.

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 14, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      Yeah, it’s not a good design. All of Meretzky’s bad habits come back with a vengeance for that one. An unfortunate way to bow out.

       
  16. TommyR

    August 16, 2020 at 2:58 am

    I have the box sitting besides me on my game shelf; many fond memories of playing this gem. The music (for your base, especially) is a real ear-worm, and I loved the zany narrative and art style – the enemies remain some of the most unique I’ve ever encountered.

     
  17. Steve Meretzky

    August 16, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Minor historical note: Doctor Entropy was actually a nickname that I had given my son, who was 4 or so when I started working on SHL. The nickname came from his ability to enter a room and instantly maximize its level of disorder and chaos, whether emptying a toy chest, or the pan cabinet in the kitchen, or pulling every CD off a bookshelf. So when it came time to name the arch-villain in SLH, I just employed that existing name.

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      August 17, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Sounds like the kitten we just adopted…

       
    • Fuck David Cage

      August 17, 2020 at 11:17 pm

      I always wondered something: Was this game supposed to have a sequel, or was that just a joke at the end?

       
  18. Fuck David Cage

    August 17, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    I really love this game: This is my favorite C.R.P.G. and it hs a massive amount of creativity and humor, which tend to be lacking in this genre.

    I love the detailed character development: The difficulty of the game really depends on how much thought you put into your leveling and skills. I remember that the first time I played it, I was reckless, my characters were underleveled and I was unable to finish it. Next time I played it, I was more careful and built my party well, and though the endgame was very challenging I beat it. I played it recently for a third time, and this time I micromanaged everything, making sure that my most powerful characters had the highest levels and strongest skills, avoiding as much combat as possible until I got my best party members, and the endgame was easy. I like games that encourage thought and care.

    Legend was a great game company, made a lot of hilarious adventure games with great deaths. I miss classic adventure games.

     
  19. Fuck David Cage

    August 18, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    An article I would like to see is an investigation of the unfinished superhero R.P.G. Champions. What little was shown of it looked very similar to the classic Freedom Force games, and I would like to know why it was cancelled and if you can find a prototype and see if it deserved to die. You could collaborate with the “RPGenius” from Thinking inside the Box, a great commentator on the genre who played the Freedom Force Force though he did not like them.

     
  20. Leo Vellés

    October 8, 2020 at 1:08 am

    So, if Meretzky was the McCartney of Infocom, who was Lennon?

     
  21. minusf

    October 10, 2020 at 11:02 am

    > they want them to be those of the heroes they already know and love, not a bunch of unknown weirdos like the ones found here.

    I think Watchmen disagrees :}

     
  22. Ian Crossfield

    May 22, 2021 at 2:36 am

    Another enjoyable article, about an intriguing game I hadn’t heard about.

    Two possible typos (or just curious choice of words):

    “console CRPGs” — it feels like there might be a redundancy here.

    “if not always in their own time than in ours” –> perhaps this was meant to end with “*then* in ours” ?

     
    • Jimmy Maher

      May 22, 2021 at 8:16 am

      Thanks! A CRPG is an RPG played on a computer rather than by friends around a table. It is a bit redundant or just plain weird in a sense to stick the word “console” in front of it — “console computer role-playing games” — but acronyms do sometimes take on an identity of their own, and I think is one of those cases.

       
  23. Emily Bowman

    January 2, 2022 at 11:38 am

    I suspect that Atari née GT Interactive, who bought Legend, found a clause to wiggle out of that contract for digital distribution, since that hardly existed at the time, or renegotiated a new license. It is certainly *possible* that they just dumped the IP on an unscrupulous publisher, but Piko and Ziggurat seem a little too large and established for that.

    This seems like a very interesting little rough gem to check out.

     
    • Emily Bowman

      January 2, 2022 at 11:41 am

      (Also, I heartily agree with Random House’s judgment on that cover, even if it still didn’t manage to drive sales. Less is more!)

       

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